Wednesday, July 28, 2004 | 6:00 AM
I forgot something: I'm totally into Jeopardy now, I'm like some kind of old woman or something. Whuddev. If you watch it, you'll know why. Ken Jennings is like some freaky Mormon alien from space. It's cool, you should watch it. If you watch but one show that doesn't feature a Shmexer, make it Jeopardy.Oh my jeebus, I saw that picture too, Rachel! Oh my jeebus, oh my jeebus. That's the best picture of him I've ever seen. I also saw him on Letterman, being hot too.
I found this article online:
MEXICO CITY—American tourist Michael Anderson expressed amazement Monday at the vast number of Mexicans populating Mexico City. "I guess it's obvious that the city would have a lot of Mexicans, but I wasn't mentally prepared for it," Anderson said. "I mean, really—they were everywhere. Tons of them. On every street corner. They were just everywhere." Last year, Anderson experienced similar culture-shock at the number of Asians in San Francisco's Chinatown.
Not very politically correct, but very funny.
Also: Where the hell was I in the 80's? Is that when all the real shmexers were around? Did you know that Steve Guttenberg was actually famous? It's weird to think about, I thought he was a random. Oh well, he was totally hot. Why does nobody tell me these things? And so was Ralph Fiennes. Which I can't pronounce at all but too bad for you. Don't bother watching Spiderman 2 unless you agree with all my posts, 'cuz it's boring but he's totally shmexy. But he really needs to make up his mind about MJ, because he's driving me nuts.
