Thursday, July 01, 2004 | 1:21 PM
Why are we not updating this? It's obviously a superb, state-of-the-art, best ever blog, and nobody's out here in internet land running it. Why don't we all just wipe the slate clean of our old loves? I don't know about Rachel, (Not Rachey,) but all my loves on here are old. They'll all hold a speciall place in my heart as old people... But it's time to move on. I think it's appropriate I start my list the day after Spider Man 2 is released, because the only addition today is:- Tobey Maguire: I don't know why he wasn't on this list to begin with. I've loved him since about 6th grade. Just ask Emilie. I've loved him as long as she's loved Daniel Radcliffe.
And a message to Rachel: You totally yelled "Fuck NO!" when I said I needed to add him. Even though you now say he's hot, you're not allowed to, 'cuz you're a liar. And my policy is "No Lies." Oh, and "Give in to peer pressure!"
Another thing: The Chevy's commercial says "Fresh Mex!" at the end, but it totally sounds like "Chevy's: Fresh Shmex!" Listen for it, hotties.
